WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
- Guitars don't get pregnant.
- You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
- Guitars don't have parents.
- Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
- You can share your Guitar with your friends.
- Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
- Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
- Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
- Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
